May 2012
I will put £100 on me getting to the test centre and forgetting how to turn on the car. 
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Drabble: Best Performance by a Leading Actress in... →
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heathyr: when you’re following someone for a while and everything they post is like it’s speaking to your very soul until one day they totally bash a character you love right out of the blue uninvited
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tlyudacris: miaism: campaign to stop putting raisins in food 
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astrangerhere replied to your post: Nickayla-you’re-so-tiny-I-wanna-put-you-in-my-pocke… I want that girl to eat a cookie or a cake or something. She is so damn tiny. I want to get her some spaghetti asap. 
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cindry: when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
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Nickayla-you’re-so-tiny-I-wanna-put-you-in-my-pocket-Rivera
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Watching Finn lumber around to Jessie`s Girl was so embarrassing. 
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noddymachine replied to your post: Not telling people about my driving test went so… text me as soon as you’re done, love you xoxox  noddymachine replied to your post: Not telling people about my driving test went so… ooh and gd luck I HAVE NERVES 
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starkandstripes: OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK
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Not telling people about my driving test went so badly, I just got four consecutive texts like “TEXT ME AS SOON AS YOU ARE DONE, LOVE YOU” like sdkjhfckjhdskjhf how do these people KNOW?! 
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When I went to see Glee Live with Katherine and she got a hard on for HeMo same same. 
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Glee Live on my tv GOD BLESS THOSE LESBIANS WHO WEAR THEIR TSHIRTS AND ARE ADORABLE 
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puppyluver43: I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them
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Married To The Moonies THIS SHIT CRAY
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alwayslovinheather: i don’t care what anybody says every song on naya’s album is about heather
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“Jeyne covered her eyes whenever a man fell, like a frightened little girl, but Sansa was made of sterner stuff”
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Laura got a bad behaviour letter home from school for throwing a bottle of lucozade over a boy in her year. “WHY did you do that?!” “He called Jake a faggot in the middle of assembly and embarrassed him!” “SO YOU THREW LUCOZADE ON HIM?!” “YES! Someone has to stick up for Jake! So I soaked the dickhead. I can’t believe they sent ME a bad...
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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w4t3ver replied to your post: “What’s wrong?!” “CHRISTIAN GOT JEALOUS THAT I… ‘steals from tesco’ sounds like a fuckin prick RIGHT? Remember when Reuben stole Ben and Jerrys from Sainsbury`s and got banned for life, same.  
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“What’s wrong?!” “CHRISTIAN GOT JEALOUS THAT I SAT NEXT TO HAYDEN IN GEOGRAPHY REVISION SO NOW HE JUST MET UP WITH TAYLOR WHO IS A TOTAL FUCKING TRAMP AND STEALS FROM TESCO AND I FUCKING HATE CHRISTIAN HE IS AN ABSOLUTE TIT WANK” “Okay”
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Mary Agron.
sensiblethingtodo: She’s not a regular mom. She’s a cool mom.
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theoryofperception: quinchel: I’d rather punch myself in the jugular than swear in front of/to my mother. Badass rating just went up, Lady. #I’m more scared of my mother than I am the law my mother is the law
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My mum just used my computer to search for “Baby boy shirt” for her friends new baby.  Wanna know what my computer suggests when you type in the letter “b”? Brittana Brittana fanfiction Brittana kiss Black Swan Boobs
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I feel like we are all being really english right now but DIANNA YOU CANT SAY SHIT TO YOUR MUM 
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Chloe Moretz isnt allowed to be that hot until she is at least four years older. 
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